I like your hair, lets have sex
I nominate Bacchus-Under-23-Seduction post
(He may be working on an updated version but I think he is busy elsewhere these days)
Loves: Shy Girl-coding into Starry-eyed Extroversion, spamming Open-loops and Mini-cold-reads and lots of light kino.
Hates: Putting pressure on others. Things that feel 'brainy'.