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Lays off Craigslist - 3-4 chicks Per Week - A How To
I'm gonna be honest, by running this method, you will get vagina that is a guarantee. But you're dealing on average 4's and 5's. Don't expect to slam a 10. I'm just guessing but I'd say I've banged over the course of 3 months 8 girls who were 7's and higher out of some 20 chicks. 9 would be your fairly average girl, give or take. The rest are pretty horrendous.(Don't judge me )
By doing this you're tapping into a particular fairly niche group of women. Horny women who want sex now, some if not most have a high sex drive. Its a pretty solid way to get into your local swinger community if your into that.
Also please wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up. I've caught chlamydia 4 times, now lol.
This helps if you need to "get off" especially if you're having a rough week or night. Also sex wise this is insane practice...you will notice a difference
The lays are so easy there's no point in posting a lay report because there's nothing of real substance. I started doing this August of 2014 after working late one night on a project. Bored as hell. Since then I've perfected this to getting atleast 3-4 lays a week. I was banging so many girls I had to buy 3 separate sheets. One for me to sleep on, one for backup, and one for when a girl comes over.
I like to focus on patterns, techniques and developing a working system...That being said here's my current strategy for getting lays off craigslist.
1) The best posting times on craigslist is going to be after 5pm. I assume that people are typically heading home after class/work and are probably on the phone/computer just browsing. Best posting days are from Thursday - Sunday, depending on your area that could be a different story.
2) You're going to have to setup a completely separate email address(I'd recommend two), and preferably use a google voice number. Reason being is you don't want your main inbox buried with spam and guys wanting to do you in the butt. Also if you post too often your post may be seen as "live" but craigslist does what's called "ghosting" which is they(Craigslist) don't list your ad, even though it shows being live. You may have to change ip's, use a different email address or clear your cookies and cache.
3) It takes about an hour from your post to be live. Your post is going to have an average lifespan of maybe about 3hrs before its gone. There's already hundreds of men from around your city posting at the same time. So its going to get buried.
4) On a typically post you'll receive about 20 messages.
10 of them are fake, 5 of them are from men/trannies, the rest are actual women.
From those women, its going to be a mix of couples(guys wanting to watch / participate),women in committed relationships seeking a boy toy (most probably), single ladies. The single ladies could be anywhere from an absolute horrendous war pig weighing in at 300lbs to a stripper or a legit porn star(I've fucked both from Craigslist) It all depends.
Also account for special events in the city (festivals, parades, football games, college football games, ANY event can/will bring tourists)
I've banged some amazingly hot tourists
5) Please note that the girls your going to meet are under no circumstances long term relationship material. Some of them are pretty cool to talk to, but after hanging out with them it becomes apparent that they're strictly FB's only. A lot of these girls are going to be just a one nighter, though if the sex is good they'll come back. Its good practice
I say don't date because they have an incredible amount of issues. I see this a lot. Abusive relationships, divoricees, Baby Daddy left out of the picture, Nymphos.etc
6) Your ad: Subject lines needs to be attention grabbing almost like copy writing. Think about whats in it for her. Use descriptive words
Examples: "Can I stick My Tongue In You?" "Wanna Ride This Thick Meat Stick?" "(insert where you think your great parents are from like Romanian, France, Peru, Korea) guy looking for fun - play off the exotic factor.
Ex: Sexy French Model In Town Looking For Play / Thick Indian Boy With A Hot Bod / Think You Can You Ride this? y si yo hablo espanol
For the age I usually put 27, or 28. Its old enough to get the younger milfs, and not to much of a stretch for the young girls. Sometimes I'll leave it blank entirely. You can mix it up. If you're older I'd probably experiment with the age groups. They will ask about your age but its not even a factor as long as you can play it off. (I've done 25/26 and I do get some girls but not as much, I tried 20yr but got cat fished by a clever tranny..never did it again)
Body usually is just copy writing stuff
"New guy in town looking for a cool girl to have fun with this evening. I love to lick tease and suck..tasting your hot mound on my lips as you hold onto my muscles .A little something to hold on as you enjoy this ride. I'd love to see you enjoy yourself as you feel my thick meat filling you up slowly..
I don't like to rush things as I like to build the tension, and passionate kisses to help build the momemntum. I'm a passionate lover just please don't be creepy haha
Clean single guy with no kids, and yes I live alone. Substances free, but I am a social drinker. I can drive or you can come to me.
Feel free to send me a message with a picture and I'll do the same "
You could easily get some ideas from a few exotic websites. The longer bodies of text seems to get me the hottest types of girls.
Stable / No drugs / Can Drive / Lives alone <<<<< These needs to be mentioned in some form or another
On some of my ad's I've posted that I'm somewhat new in town/ I'm leaving town / Trying this out. With those mentioned I do get a ton of responses.
7) Pictures: I didn't post a single dick pic of mine online. I googled "race + tumblr dick pictures" look for a picture showing a similar body type to what you have. Don't just post a dick pic all the other guys post dick pics, its best to post one showing abs and below. Only when chicks message me do I send my personal pictures. They usually never bring it up, and if they do I tell them I like to keep my personal life private. Don't worry about whats in the background..just make sure the color of skin/body is somewhat similar to yours.
(When I first did this I didn't post mine because I was to lazy to get ready and all that jazz..now I run into issues of having 3-4 ads up at the same time..I've had girls call me out on using the same pictures which is why you use tumblr. As tumblr has guys posting their dick pics selfies already )
so again if your white your google search will be "white dick picture + tumblr" / "latino dick picture + tumblr" you can mix it up by adding in "thick white dick picture + tumblr" whatever...I'd search in incognito mode also if your using google chrome or Firefox..your searches won't show up in the history settings...especially helps because if your phone is linked to your computer a chick could see what you've been looking.
I usually include just one picture, maybe 2.
When they message you, you have to close quickly. The flow typically goes like this
Her: She'll open you "hey sexy" / "omg your so big"
*often they'll include a picture
You: Banter with her, "Thanks haha"
*include yours, regardless if they send one or not best to send 1 shirtless picture, plus 1 cute picture of just your face/body. I never ever ever send nudes. It's overdoing it imo.
If she includes her picture ill respond with "cute pic" then follow up with where is she nothing else. If no picture "So do you have a pic?, kinda curious to see what you look like" then you say "cute"
Her "I live over in xyz"
You "Oh cool, well im totally interested in meeting up with you tonight. Whats your number?"
Its that easy.
So to recap she'll open > respond with pic > ask for pic if she hasn't sent it > respond with cute pic, where are you >she gives general location > get the number, tell her you can come now or she can come to you now . It doesn't always go like this, they'll say there married or looking for a threesome. Other times they'll ask if they can come to you. All you have to do is keep it short, and positive but bring it back to getting that number and/or address. I don't do smile'ys or lol's none of the crap. They'll also ask if you have the kik app sometimes they're wary of giving out their numbers so they'll prefer kik instead.
Sometimes they'll ask if thats really you in the picture lol, what I've experimented with is sending my dick picture, and ones from tumblr. Sometimes I pull from just my own (not that I have a small dick i just suck with pictures) but resending a similar tumblr dick pic is better. Its hilarious but my buddy found that I had 15 random tumblr dick pics. (please change the file name when you download the picture..I made the mistake of not doing so and it shows up as "tumblr__34834" she knows its fake. Usually I now put int IMG_232 and they'll believe you)
Once I get their address I tell them I'm 15-20mins away regardless of their location. I could be 30mins..once they tell me their address I'll text them "Gonna shower, ill text you when im on the way"
The Actual Meet
Seriously its hard to not fuck up at this point. I dress pretty nice but comfortable, usually a pair of sweatpants and a nice shirt. I carry condoms and My id on me. Never my debit or credit card or cash.
I'll go either straight to my place or they're spot if they prefer. Once I'm in their place I start fluff talk, then when you feel the moment is right go in for a kiss close. My kiss close line is this "well im so glad we met up you're so much fun" arm around their neck and pull in for a make out > from make out to fast hard escalation. Don't worry about it being awkward when it comes to kissing them, and escalating your not trying to be smooth.
Getting sex at this point should be easier than cracking a beer.
What I'm planning on doing now is before I leave my house, I'll post an ad on Craigslist about an hour from when I'm getting ready to leave. That way, if I don't score from a lay or number tonight, at least I'll have something to look forward to on the way home.
edit: please excuse the grammar as im typing this in a hurry
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