Here's a theory I have. I'm not sure if it's true or not, so let me hear your opinions on it.
Did you ever have a chick repeatedly like your facebook statuses? Either the girl just friend requested you, or she's been your friend for a while, but no matter what you say on there (new post or just a comment), you always get a "like" by the chick.
I figure that since facebook is the main form of communication these days, frequent "liking" is roughly the real-life equivalent of a chick laughing at all your dumb jokes and/or hanging around you all the time at a party or something.
I get this a lot, I'll post some random shit on there, either talking about where my band is playing next, or that I have a really uncomfortable couch or whatever. Either that, or I'll make some stupid comment on something that someone else posted. Frequently I keep getting notified that some chick keeps liking all my statuses and comments.
The funny thing is that they take it very seriously. I never do anything about this constant "liking", and therefore they stop with it altogether. I used to wonder why girls would be liking my shit all the time, but then stop, than I realized that they were giving me a "facebook IOI" and I wasn't capitalizing on it. So than, just like in real life, they got frustrated that I wasn't making a move, so they moved on to some other guy to start "liking" his shit.
I just came up with this theory yesterday after I lost yet another "facebook like stalker". I thought to myself, "What the fuck? Why isn't that chick liking any of my shit anymore?" And that's when it hit me - She wanted la sausage, but I wasn't getting the hint.
From now on maybe I'll try messaging some of these chicks.
Did anyone else notice this?