Instant Makeout with a HB10 Blondie - Using Advanced Gorilla Method
Me and my wing hit the clubs last night to cause a ruckus, and immediately split ways. He had a "private engagement" at one venue, and I wanted to scout out another.
First club of the night is filled only with couples and a few very hot exceptions. I make a few approaches, but my club game has never been that solid and I don't get anywhere.
I start thinking of changing venue when I notice something strange. These two guys (who are dressed in the lamest possible way, and also in the exact same cloths) are tandem working the room, and it's not just random. They've got an approach I've never seen before.
That's cool and all, but that's not what catches my attention. I sat back and watched them pull the two cutest girls in the club (who had just rejected me) into heavy grinding and making out.
I thought to myself "maybe they know eachother", but the body language was off.
I knew it was a cold approach when one girl got scared of just how sexually charged she was getting and literally pulled her heavily resisting friend out of the club (side note: girls are total doosh bags. Imagine if your wing tried to pull you out of a heavy makeout because he was bored...you'd slap that dude and continue on).
Without hesitation, the two approached an EVEN hotter set, and they did it with a science that amazed me.
First the tall one went up to the two, blowing up their proximity alarm and looking for eye contact, and did a mix of really awkwerd dancing (not stupid looking, but like he's joking around...if you need a better explanation, PM me and I'll show you myself...this goes for the rest of the concepts of this approach method). Then he kinda did a mix of hand-up-palms-out-slowly-backing-up and just looking like he had an inside joke with them/he wasn't really that eager to dance with them.
The girls literally stepped aside, whispered to eachother, and together ran back to him and danced on his arms.
Now number two moves in. The three are all dancing together when number two comes up in front, raises his arm is an awkward par-tay! gesture (being hilariusly awkward is a HUGE part of this game), and then is simply accepted into the circle.
From here the pair just kept up some push pull, got increasingly more sexual (one girl was half fucking the dude, while his partner was watching the other do these crazy upside down twirling pole dancing moves...without any panties. [side note: this was the most beautiful pussy I've yet seen])
Eventually, the girls left, and I think the fault lies in that these two were pure naturals (no formal training that they mentioned), and so never knew to isolate the girls and escalate.
At this point I had seen enough, and thought I had a rough handle on this game. I had earlier pulled number two aside and asked him what his first move was (his answer: the hands up palms out thing I mentioned earlier).
Now I approached the pair with a message written on my phone.
"You guys are fucking amazing!
Teach me xD"
And they took me under their wing.
They weren’t able to teach me much as the last two girls were the last viable and single ones in the whole damn club, but we did talk a bit and I got a good chance to read the body language (which is all this approach consists of...that and insane mutherfuckign confidence of gods) of their approach method up close.
It goes like this:
1) Blow up proximity alarm and seek eye contact.
-This can be continually walking past her until she notices you.
-My fav: going up and hip bumping checking her, then immediately putting hands up like I don't wanna dance with her (totally mixed signals)
-Or dancing as awkward (remember: *awkward* not silly) as possible right in front of them
2) The hands up method. (if your not immediately accepted)
- Look at them askew, don’t smile overmuch, put your hands up like you would if you were backing out of a fight, but don't back up and look her straight in the eyes.
3) At this point, she must make a decision: grind all up in your bizniz or reject you.
- Reject = NEXT her or come back later like it never happened and try again
- Accept = get all sexy up on dat dance floor and make shit happen
4) Escalate from here as you normally would (isolate, fuck in the washroom, bring home, whatever)
Note of importance: these two were playing around with EVERY GIRL. Didn't matter what she looked like, they made her feel wanted and special, while making it very obvious who was just a friend and who they were gonna fuck if she stayed around them
Now, I know your shaking your pretty little head thinking "Razz man, I wanna hear about SUCCESSFUL methods, not just more keyboard jocking theory!"
I hear you brotha, and I just had to test this out for myself.
A few minutes later, I'm in a club down the street. This place was in WEIRD condidtion. All the guys were clustered on one side of the dance floor while the girls where just dancing it up together….not a single guy with an ounce of game was present.
Which made my god like presence even more potent.
I jump on that dance floor and see………...a ten. Perfectly short blond with a bubble but and tits that straight up give the finger to gravity. I direct approached that sex bomb with a hip bump and hand up palms out.
Her body language was all positive, so I grabbed her and started grinding. No time wasted, were were sticking eachother tongues deep inside eachother within about 15 seconds (this girl was all about the deep tonuge...and I LOVED it).
We grinded more and more, making like bonobos and doing everything but sex on the fucking dance floor.
Ultimately, I didn't isolate (which is where I retrospectivly realized what was wrong with the guys' approaches) and, after her grinding my cock like she was trying to make it powder and me feeling up those rediculously perky breasts, she just kinda disappeared (I saw her later that night, and got heavily rejected...I have few theories as to wtf happened, but nothing concrete enough to learn from).
I hit a few other clubs, dancing it up with a few cuties but never getting too far, and then went to nap at a nearby restaurant (side note: this whole thing fucked up my sleep schedule and ultimatly made me sleep an extra 6 hours today...I have to start my polyphasic adaptation period from day 0 again :'(
This is when I realized...not only had I done REDICULOUSLY better tonight than ever before, but I had actually completed my next life goal in the field of love: make out with a 10.
Me and my wing met up at the end of the night, and, on the way back home, ran some seriously solid tandem game on a cute goth chick with a email close (we could have gotten a number or mayyyyybe even the whole girl, except we both thought we were helping the other guy get her xP).
Then we went home and I overslept for 3 hours (FUCK)
p.s. I've been reading a friend's field journal, and at one point he talks about the power of being totally non-reactive to her resistance.
I can testify. This same night, right before my nap, I got eye contact from a cutie and so just walked up and put my hand out for her to take.
Her arms were crossed, and she straight up stared me down without smiling for like 40 seconds. I didn't move (I had reached that nights master-mode and just knew which moves to make), and after an intense stare down session she just like broke down, grinned, and took my hand.
Her fat and evil friend actually had the audaucity to grab her arm and try to pull her back. I literally WENT TO BITE THE BITCHES FINGERS and she withdrew like any half sane bastard would. She tried again grabbing my girls back, so I just spun around and gave her my ass. (again, more proof that girls are doosh bags to eachother).
Me and cutie danced a bit, but she wasn't being contacty enough and, honestly, I'm not sure how to get a girl who in somewhat interested in you to melt in your arms. So she drifted off after like a minute (seriously, it took me as long to get her on the floor as it did for her to leave it xP), and I went to catch my zzzzz
dancefloor is normally a turkey shoot if you have an eye for the right type of chick